GET OFF. THE ROAD. FOR CHRISTSSAKE.

I have really bad road rage. Which isn’t good for someone who delivers pizza. However I have compiled a list of things (top ten) that people do that make me want to drive off a bridge.

- old people. YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE OPERATING A MOVING, MOTOR VEHICLE.

- tailgating. I’m just waiting for the day someone hits me. Waiting with my tire iron.

- people who see the ‘right lane ending’ sign, but ignore it, keep driving, then slows down the whole damn line of traffic ‘cause SOMEONE has to let them in.

- asians. They cant drive. They can make them, just not drive them.

- people who drive with their headlights off at night. DUDE ITS NIGHT TIME.

- people who drive with their brights on. If I hit a tree and burn and die because of blindness, I’m sueing.

- people who flash their lights at me when the suns going down, but it’s obviously still light out. I flash them back.

- people who drive really slow and make you miss your green light.

- people who have their cars covered in those stupid ‘sunoko’ stickers. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO WIN FREE GAS FOR LIFE OK?

- people that turn the bass up on their car so high that I start to feel like Im in haiti.

Feel free to add anything else to the list.

Pen theft?

So I’m getting really tired of people stealing my pens at work. I deliver pizza…and I go through pens like a fat girl goes through tampons. I mean, is it that hard to give the pen back? Maybe some people just really need a pen so bad that they plan it out ahead of time. Like hey, I gotta do my bills. I only have a pencil. Ok.. lets order some pizza, pay by credit card, then steal the guys pen. They wont even notice. Then when I go to ask for the pen back.. they look at me like I’m crazy!

Do the pizza guy a favor, please return his pen.